beetlexd

edsheeran's biggest fan, they are know for being an acc on tiktok and having huge dick energy

person 1: wtf does beetlexd mean
person 2: it means you have a big dick

by kaiaga August 1, 2021

Beetledick

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.

God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.

by Mega Dong December 23, 2017

beetled

1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse

1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!

by Jabberjaw07 November 3, 2007

Dung Beetled

When you and a friend bareback tag team a cheap hooker in Vegas.

Flanny and Bernie dung beetled the fuck outta that hooker last weekend!

by Kennedy19 June 13, 2011

Beetledad

One who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 obsessively. Although he owns a copy of COD: Black Ops, he insists on playing MW2. He says it's a better game, but we all know it's because he can't get a kill without one man army noob tubing.

Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.

Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.

yeah he's a real Beetledad

by Paybackisgreat February 21, 2011

beetledick

Extremely small penis

Brigitte was so disappointed when she saw her boyfriend David's beetledick.

by Laurie N May 9, 2008

BeetleDragon

The coolest thing ever, beetles? Awesome! Dragons? Awesome! Put it together and you get something really cool

Your so cool like a BeetleDragon!

by Beetle_Dragon December 29, 2021