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To fix something well, a word usually attributed to a technological repair. A desktop computer, a laptop or a netbook that was broken and is now works as good as new could be described as a "Beeston". A phrase from Nottingham, United Kingdom.
The handyman came round today , the PC is now a proper Beeston
Beeston by jones2011 February 23, 2011

Beeston blowback 

To blow hot vape tobacco smoke up someone's anus, then let them enjoy the sensation before expelling the tobacco cloud from the anus back into the protagonists mouth.
I had a right good time with that there Philip Schofield last night, he even let me give him a filthy Beeston Blowback

beeston posses 

A gang of over 300+ of the most strongest people in beeston.They are violent and stick together.They are ride or dies.They have commited many crimes.Mess with one mess with all.They aren’t afraid to dip you.They could gun you down in a minute.Their biggest opps at the moment are RB7,This gang contains a variety of noodle heads and pussios as described by many acquaintances and a member of BP.
Run your mouth again and I’ll get yeh Beeston Posses On you

Bunder Beeson 

A famous rapper in the 1920s, He was born in Massachusetts. He was famous for his first and only song "Bees in my knees". After that he got as much money as he could from the song and became a fisher for bees. He started his company Bunder Beeson fishing in 1932. He later died due to a stinging accident when he accidentally stung himself trying to become a Bee
Person 1:Let's call Jack Bunder Beeson
Person 2:Ok
Very small breasts. Because they resemble the tiny bumps caused by the sting of a bee. Also see Two-backs.
That girl only has beestings for tits.
beestings by justplainevil June 12, 2004

Jesse beeson 

Absolute fuckin sick cunt druggos,
Gets pissy when you spell his name "jessie"
Also gets smashed off two beers
Person1: did you hear about what jesse beeson did last weekend?

Person 2: yeah, heard he drank like 5 great northans and fucked his dad!
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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