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To fix something well, a word usually attributed to a technological repair. A desktop computer, a laptop or a netbook that was broken and is now works as good as new could be described as a "Beeston". A phrase from Nottingham, United Kingdom.
The handyman came round today , the PC is now a proper Beeston
Beeston by jones2011 February 23, 2011

Beeston blowback 

To blow hot vape tobacco smoke up someone's anus, then let them enjoy the sensation before expelling the tobacco cloud from the anus back into the protagonists mouth.
I had a right good time with that there Philip Schofield last night, he even let me give him a filthy Beeston Blowback

beeston posses 

A gang of over 300+ of the most strongest people in beeston.They are violent and stick together.They are ride or dies.They have commited many crimes.Mess with one mess with all.They aren’t afraid to dip you.They could gun you down in a minute.Their biggest opps at the moment are RB7,This gang contains a variety of noodle heads and pussios as described by many acquaintances and a member of BP.
Run your mouth again and I’ll get yeh Beeston Posses On you

Bunder Beeson 

A famous rapper in the 1920s, He was born in Massachusetts. He was famous for his first and only song "Bees in my knees". After that he got as much money as he could from the song and became a fisher for bees. He started his company Bunder Beeson fishing in 1932. He later died due to a stinging accident when he accidentally stung himself trying to become a Bee
Person 1:Let's call Jack Bunder Beeson
Person 2:Ok
Very small breasts. Because they resemble the tiny bumps caused by the sting of a bee. Also see Two-backs.
That girl only has beestings for tits.
beestings by justplainevil June 12, 2004

Jesse beeson 

Absolute fuckin sick cunt druggos,
Gets pissy when you spell his name "jessie"
Also gets smashed off two beers
Person1: did you hear about what jesse beeson did last weekend?

Person 2: yeah, heard he drank like 5 great northans and fucked his dad!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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