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bird

1/. a girl, chick, woman, female

2/. (UK) a stint of time in a correctional facility (jug). Originally used by Sixties Cockney gangsters and Eastenders types.
1/. 'Is that Dave's new bird? Man she's mingin!'

2/. 'Keep yer head down - I ain't doing bird for you'
by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004
mugGet the birdmug.

wench

Big Bonny Wench

A plump, buxom but cute girl
Oi wench!
by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004
mugGet the wenchmug.

FA

A Fat Admirer, or a guy with a preference towards big girls BBWs. And yes, they do exist, and no, a FA is not the same as a feeder. Contrary to popular belief, Fat Admiration is not a fetish, it's no different to a preference for redheads or short girls.
Katie was always miserable in relationships till she met Tommy. He's a true FA and loves her big sexy body!
by therealrichieedwards February 9, 2005
mugGet the FAmug.

afterparty

All back to mine!
Post clubbing / party piss-up at a separate location, but involving at least some of those involved in the initial party.
All back to mine for the afterparty!?!
by therealrichieedwards June 2, 2004
mugGet the afterpartymug.

Beeston

A neighbourhood in Leeds (England).
Also a neighbourhood in Nottingham - but who cares about that one!
Beeston LS11 massive!!!
by therealrichieedwards November 9, 2004
mugGet the Beestonmug.

kidderminster

Nondescript post-industrial redbrick town in the Midlands (UK), good football team, top countryside nearby. About 20 minutes from Birmingham which actually has cinemas, shops and good places to get pissed. Lots of skaters / alternative people & almost as many charvas to grief them relentlessley. Rotting factories & concrete 1960s shopping centers and tower blocks everywhere but hell, i still love it!
+'There's nothing to do in Kidderminster except go out and get wasted.'

-'Shall we go to Birmingham, go out & get wasted then?'

+'Yeah'.
by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004
mugGet the kidderminstermug.

feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
mugGet the feedermug.

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