13 definitions by therealrichieedwards

A neighbourhood in Leeds (England).
Also a neighbourhood in Nottingham - but who cares about that one!
Beeston LS11 massive!!!
by therealrichieedwards November 9, 2004
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1/. a girl, chick, woman, female

2/. (UK) a stint of time in a correctional facility (jug). Originally used by Sixties Cockney gangsters and Eastenders types.
1/. 'Is that Dave's new bird? Man she's mingin!'

2/. 'Keep yer head down - I ain't doing bird for you'
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In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
by therealrichieedwards November 9, 2004
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An insult, meaning 'fuck off'; from the British film "The Football Factory"

One of those great, frequently relevant one-liners. Now hijacked by chavs, making it sound less impressive than when it was only quoted by those who'd actually seen the movie.
"Jog on you muggy little cunt!"
by therealrichieedwards January 4, 2006
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Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
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Big Bonny Wench

A plump, buxom but cute girl
Oi wench!
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Super-Size Big Beautiful Woman.

A BBW who is particularly large, more so than a regular BBW. Depending on who you ask, a SSBBW is one who weighs 250 pounds plus, or is more than an XXL.
Amy's a member of the 500+ club, so she's a SSBBW.
by therealrichieedwards November 2, 2004
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