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Beesoning 

(Noun) The act of thinking about bees in a logical, sensible way.

Beekeeper Language
“After inspecting my hives tonight I began beesoning on the effect the recent good weather has had on my bees.
Beesoning by LeZazous September 12, 2018
Words you can keep
(v.) Putting chapstick on your eyelids for the awesome tingling feeling it gives, particularly Burt's Bees. For a more intense experience, experienced beesers import Tiger Balm. Particularly fun when drunk or high.
- Dude my eyelids are soooo tingly its awesome.
- Are you beesing?
- Fucking right I am
beesing by glowwwwwwww March 17, 2013

Bentoning 

1. When someone fills with rage quickly and quits trying at their task easily.

2.Someone that calls other people either pickle boy, mooch, or saying "forget chu" constantly.

3.A person that rages about you being a "mooch" or "mooching" constantly when in reality they are not.

4. A man that is very proud of his low hanging fun bags also known as man tits. This person may also claim that they "walk with their tits".
Tyler: Man screw this game I quit!!

Travis: Come on quit being such a "benton".
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Tyler: Quit mooching off my answers!

Travis: Bro your "bentoning".
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Tyler: I WALK WITH MAH TITS!!

Joe: Quit "bentoning"!!!
Bentoning by nitrofrenzy February 15, 2012

Bensoning 

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".
Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.
Bensoning by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012
Very small breasts. Because they resemble the tiny bumps caused by the sting of a bee. Also see Two-backs.
That girl only has beestings for tits.
beestings by justplainevil June 12, 2004

Bamsoning 

The act of randomly leaving the ps4 party without informing the others in the party
He keeps bamsoning 15 minutes after jointing the party
Bamsoning by wow_67 January 11, 2021

Beckoning 

To entice or lure one's attention; or a summoning gesture.
(SITUATION: Friends playing a game of FIFA)
Mervin (screaming): The through-ball is beckoning!

Walter: Don't be silly...your Rangers!
Beckoning by anon9224 June 19, 2013
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