beer curtains 

n. 1. Analogous to beer goggles. One's judgmental ability is impaired by the amount of beer (or other suitable alcoholic substance) ingested which causes their vision to be blinded by the curtains.

n. 2. Enhancement of a women's beef curtains through alcoholic consumption; open to all those willing to hang her curtains on their rod.

Josh clearly had beer curtains the night he brought home April.

Josie got knocked up due to her inability to blockade her beer curtains.

beer curtains by merlot2k1 July 24, 2008

beefcurtains 

the prominent lips or labia minora of a woman's vulva especially the kind which protrude beyond the outer lips such as to form a set of fleshy window curtains around her vagina. Also called batwings after the style of old fashioned Western Saloon doors seen in cowboy movies.

The porn starlet spread her beefcurtains to take on the well-hung stud.

beefcurtains by ansoanon August 16, 2005

beefcurtains 

female sex organ; labias.

Her beefcurtains like to flap in the wind.

beefcurtains by Anonymous October 1, 2003

beefcurtains 

faff flaps

she twitched as she tweaked her faff flaps

beefcurtains by Daveth January 6, 2004

beefcurtains 

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

beefcurtains by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

butthole beefcurtains 

when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.

Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcurtains.

butthole beefcurtains by mungus man of beef June 30, 2008