briejaculate 

The fact that brie cheese smells exactly like semen.

Wow, this brie has the worst briejaculate smell.

briejaculate by MyLifesWork January 3, 2019

beejaculate 

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

beejaculate by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Blejaculate 

A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.

"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"

Blejaculate by Wynced July 11, 2016