vajapeño

A condition caused by handling jalapeño's, completely forgetting, and then touching your own vagina.
OMG I forgot I made salsa earlier and now I have vajapeño
by MyLifesWork January 10, 2019
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briejaculate

The fact that brie cheese smells exactly like semen.
Wow, this brie has the worst briejaculate smell.
by MyLifesWork January 03, 2019
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