Definitions by MyLifesWork

vajapeño

A condition caused by handling jalapeño's, completely forgetting, and then touching your own vagina.

OMG I forgot I made salsa earlier and now I have vajapeño

vajapeño by MyLifesWork January 10, 2019

briejaculate 

The fact that brie cheese smells exactly like semen.

Wow, this brie has the worst briejaculate smell.

briejaculate by MyLifesWork January 3, 2019