vajapeño

A condition caused by handling jalapeño's, completely forgetting, and then touching your own vagina.

OMG I forgot I made salsa earlier and now I have vajapeño

by MyLifesWork January 10, 2019

briejaculate

The fact that brie cheese smells exactly like semen.

Wow, this brie has the worst briejaculate smell.

by MyLifesWork January 3, 2019