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Beefteki 

Traditional Greek Meatloaf Burgers
The Urban Dictionary’s Guide to making a Traditional Greek Dish.

Get yo ass a couple pounds of lean ground beef and put it in a large mixin bowl.
Crack open three eggs and drip em on that meat.
Shake, rattle, and roll a bunch uh bread crumbs up in that.
Crank open a can of tomato sauce an drizzle it all over.
You drankin red wine outta a box? Pour your glass in the bowl.
Take out yo shiv and start slicin up a couple onions son.
Guess where those onions be going. In the bowl muthufucka.
Pull out you bag o green- naw n***a I meant the oregano.
Sprinkle it on like some primo kief!
Now time for some S&P. That’s salt and peppa for yall ignorants out there.
Don’t skimp on the salt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now pull out the red pepper. Like Frank’s Hot Sauce I put that shit on everything.
At this point you might have to go to the store… cuz you don’t got no feta and olive oil. Not my bad.
Those be the key ingredients- a whole lotta feta. Got it? Good. Toss it in the bowl.
Now it’s time to get yo hands dirty. Start squeezing all that goodness like you makin love to it.
Mix it up mix it up mix it up!
Patty cake, patty cake (STFU)… put them patties on a tray cause they’re goin 'way to the flame.
Slather that grill up with spray oil, we don’t want no sticky business goins on.
Fire that shit up at 350 and flip dem three times cookin a whole 16 min.
Serve em up hot and pour on the lemon juice. You just made Beefteki: Greek Meatloaf Burgers.
Related Words

Beeftown 

A room that is awash with a lingering, beefy aroma that is usually associated with the massive ingestion of meat products and the flatulence produced by them.
"Let's try to stay upwind of Beeftown until the fog clears."

"The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies."

"Welcome to Beeftown, population: you."

"Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."
Beeftown by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
A person from peru who typically only eats popcorn and doesn’t brush their teeth.
Person 1: Look at him, he looks like a beektoe.
Person2: Yeah, I bet he only eats popcorn and most likely doesn’t brush his teeth.
beektoe by GreenOgre May 5, 2022
An American slang term used to describe bee’s on your toes; Referring to the animal...the bee.
I was walking to the garden and I looked down, and there was a beeatoe. Crazy right!
Beeatoe by Festive Bitches December 22, 2020
A person who comes from peru. These people eat only popcorn and they most likely don’t brush their teeth.
Person 1: Look at him. He looks like a beektoe.

Person 2: Yeah, he probably only eats popcorn.
beektoe by GreenOgre May 5, 2022

Beetoe :) 

The most gorgeous human on planet Earth, ranging from his beautiful dark hair to his stunning amber eyes. A man that deserves the world, and more! :)
Look! It’s Beetoe :)! Look at him go! :)