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beefdrapes by thedann March 13, 2003
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beef drapes
It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds
beef drapes by doyle February 11, 2004
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beef drapes
The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her vag piece.
beef drapes by bossross December 9, 2008
Roast Beef Drapes
When a woman’s pussy lips hang low and loose and have the appearance of a well done roast beef - brown with a slightly pink middle and tough to chew.
Me: hey Pete, you go down on Rita?
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!
Roast Beef Drapes by Curt N. closer December 5, 2017
beef drapes
beef drapes by chris May 13, 2005
beef drapes
beef drapes by Anonymous April 23, 2003
beef drapes
The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her clam piece.
beef drapes by bossross March 3, 2008
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