41 definitions by doyle

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by doyle November 15, 2003

bone rub

A man who likes to rub other men's crotches.

I unknowingly went into a gay bar & was approached by 3 bone rub's. Needless to say I kicked some ass & ran out of that joint.

by doyle February 19, 2004

Fee Fee Bag

A jack off device made of a rubber glove,a rolled up towel, some duct tape & a squirt of lotion. (Usually used in Prison)

Someone ripped off my Fee Fee Bag so I had go into the meat locker,Drill a hole into a 5 pound boneless turkey breast & fuck the shit out of it.

by doyle March 8, 2004

hoagie hound

A girl who loves meat in her buns or an astute male who likes to be the reciever in a game of catch the cock.

Man dude, Sarah is a hoagie hound. I banged her up the poop chute for three hours last night.

by doyle December 1, 2003

doyle

a complex individual, even to complex to himself. Is usually misunderstood, becaause of the immense bullshit that he speaks that seems to make sense. Is a phycho-genius and make a lot of people think the same.

doyle wtf areyou talking about? wait that does make sense.

by doyle December 5, 2004

rashsquatch

A large big foot like person who drinks so much hard liquor that he develops a six color rash on his ass & taint region

I sold the rashsquatch a case of gold bond powder & he ran out in a week

by doyle February 19, 2004

crack the whip

slapping a girl in the face after she sucks your cock

I had to crack the whip on your sister.She loves the cock.

by doyle November 22, 2003