beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.

1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.

beef-queef by Walenski June 22, 2008

Beef Queef 

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

Beef Queef by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

beef queef 

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

beef queef by handsomedom May 9, 2011

Beef Queef 

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

Beef Queef by MGK sux July 12, 2023

Beef Queef 

A physically imposing man who is completely inefficacious.

Tyrone hard? Shit. Tyrone ain't hard. I seen that nigga fight. That nigga's beef queef.

Beef Queef by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Beef queef 

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

Beef queef by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

Beef Queef 

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.

"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"

Beef Queef by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016