Raphael's girlfriend mutilated his cat and fellated his brother, proving that she is a certifiable cuntch.
by Walenski June 22, 2008
Get the cuntch mug.1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.
1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.
by Walenski June 22, 2008
Get the beef-queef mug.noun. An intentional lisp that people who teach college courses develop in order to sound to more pretentious and pompous. It is like a normal lisp, except that the bottom lip is used and it is intermittent.
It is difficult to pay attention to the lecture due the the instructors horrendously annoying academic lisp.
by Walenski June 22, 2008
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