beef tip 

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

beef tip by crank May 4, 2005

Beef-tip-tits

The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."

Beef-tip-tits by Cowgirl49 March 31, 2009

beef tips 

when a male has accumulated fatty tissue around the breast area, making the breasts and nipples protrude just a little bit, like beef tips. Very similar to "bitch tits" or "man boobs" but they have their own distinct style. Most often found on guys who are neither skinny nor obese, just a bit pudgy.

Many people think Phil Mickelson has bitch tits, but he clearly has a bad case of beef tips.

Shane used to be skinny, but then he went to college and the Taco Bell and beer diet resulted in his rapid development of beef tips.

beef tips by mosquitovalentine April 21, 2010

Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce

When you drop a Cleveland Steamer on your significant other's chest, and she wakes up in the middle of the night, sees it, and vomits on it.

"Oh my God, dude, I Cleveland Steamered my woman last night, and she suddenly woke up, and made some Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce. Fucked up, man, seriously."

Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce by Rabbit Man Bear April 25, 2009

beef tips 

new age cockney slang for 'the shits'

Has Janet been off work with the beef tips?

beef tips by slang daddy May 12, 2010

Beef Tips 

Worn out and loose pussy, vagina or cunt lips

1. Ew i saw her beef tips through her bathing suit.

Beef Tips by SwaGGer is ON July 1, 2010