crank's definitions

man marker

Refered to a penis that is used to write on someones face after sex with semen secretions. See mushroom stamp

I signed my name on Jills back with my man marker.

by crank May 4, 2005

Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

hetard

A word describing a mongolian retard who gets lost in licking the window. See also heeharr

Mongo is definately a hetard, he shows so many simalarities to corky.

by crank May 4, 2005

worm stick

A descriptive word used to describe a small, worm-like penis. Also used as an insult to someone you strongly dislike.

Matt is such a worm stick, he can smoke a pole.

by crank April 25, 2005

diabetus

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

by crank May 4, 2005

bust rag

A towel that you catch your man sauce in. See also nut raghappy sock

I put my bust rag on mikes pillow.

by crank April 25, 2005