bedshit

A shit, taken in one's bed

I had a dream about going for a dump and ended up doing a bedshit

by Denguefever April 12, 2009

bedshit crazy

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.

She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022

beshitted

something that has become shit.

Make the best of what is left of your beshitted career.

by Christina Scovel May 21, 2008

The Beshitting Hour

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!

"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

by BillyRubin July 4, 2012

bedsit bob

bedsit bob is a typical landlord. renting rooms to unemployed people who then takes all their money for things that don't exist,like central heating and hot water and electricity. he will also have keys to your room enabling him to help himself to your belongings.

1st homeless guy:"shall we rent a room from bedsit bob?" 2nd homeless guy:"i'd rather get a job" 1st homeless guy:"i'd rather die"

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

Bedship

A bond between one and his or her bed.

Mark:Hey bruh? Are you in a relationship?
Bruh:I'm in a bedship dude.

by De-aliel February 7, 2017

beshit

18th Century English verb meaning "to shit on or in", or "to be covered in shit"

'On discovering my breeches were foully beshit, I hurried to divest myself of them."

by Agg August 10, 2003