bedshit

A shit, taken in one's bed

I had a dream about going for a dump and ended up doing a bedshit

bedshit by Denguefever April 12, 2009

bedshit crazy 

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.

She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

bedshit crazy by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022

beshitted 

something that has become shit.

Make the best of what is left of your beshitted career.

beshitted by Christina Scovel May 21, 2008

The Beshitting Hour 

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!

"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

The Beshitting Hour by BillyRubin July 4, 2012

bedsit bob 

bedsit bob is a typical landlord. renting rooms to unemployed people who then takes all their money for things that don't exist,like central heating and hot water and electricity. he will also have keys to your room enabling him to help himself to your belongings.

1st homeless guy:"shall we rent a room from bedsit bob?" 2nd homeless guy:"i'd rather get a job" 1st homeless guy:"i'd rather die"

bedsit bob by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

Bedship 

A bond between one and his or her bed.

Mark:Hey bruh? Are you in a relationship?
Bruh:I'm in a bedship dude.

Bedship by De-aliel February 7, 2017

beshit 

18th Century English verb meaning "to shit on or in", or "to be covered in shit"

'On discovering my breeches were foully beshit, I hurried to divest myself of them."

beshit by Agg August 10, 2003