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beshitted 

something that has become shit.
Make the best of what is left of your beshitted career.
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bedshit crazy 

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.
She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

The Beshitting Hour 

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!
"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

beershits 

A case of diarrhea, possibly accompanied by foul, sulfuric smelling farts, often coming the day after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages such as beer.
"Man, after that party last night, I've been in and out of the can all day!"

"Dude, You got beershits."
beershits by NayJosh March 29, 2008
18th Century English verb meaning "to shit on or in", or "to be covered in shit"
'On discovering my breeches were foully beshit, I hurried to divest myself of them."
beshit by Agg August 10, 2003

Beershit 

The massive shit one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of beer.
"Oh man, I took a massive beershit today, it was an epic session last night!"