Beeshit

like the word bullshit but instead of using bull you use bee.

Tim "Did you hear that dave is going out with jennifer"
Tom" Thats Beeshit, i heard he was going single for a while."

by AndersonB February 22, 2008

beshitted

something that has become shit.

Make the best of what is left of your beshitted career.

by Christina Scovel May 21, 2008

bedshit crazy

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.

She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022

The Beshitting Hour

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!

"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

by BillyRubin July 4, 2012

beershits

A case of diarrhea, possibly accompanied by foul, sulfuric smelling farts, often coming the day after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages such as beer.

"Man, after that party last night, I've been in and out of the can all day!"

"Dude, You got beershits."

by NayJosh March 29, 2008

beshit

18th Century English verb meaning "to shit on or in", or "to be covered in shit"

'On discovering my breeches were foully beshit, I hurried to divest myself of them."

by Agg August 10, 2003

Beershit

The massive shit one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of beer.

"Oh man, I took a massive beershit today, it was an epic session last night!"

by Seamus O' Shaughnessy July 6, 2008