UKBA

A branch of the UK government that fails pathetically to remove non-nationals from the UK whilst at the same time forcing genuine refugees into destitution, denying them the right to education, healthcare and employment.

Those idiots in the UKBA don't know their arse from their elbow.

by Denguefever March 27, 2009

bedshit

A shit, taken in one's bed

I had a dream about going for a dump and ended up doing a bedshit

by Denguefever April 12, 2009