bedshxit 

When someone tries to do something to make a slight change and improvement to a situation but ends up failing with disastrous consequences through doing it recklessly.

A combination of Brexit and shitting the bed.

Uncle Roger couldn't sleep due to a mild stomach pain so tried to fart out the gas, but through pushing too hard he followed through and triggered Bedshxit.

Auntie Ann had a fly buzzing around her kitchen, but was too lazy to find the fly swatter, so tried to get rid of it with a blowtorch. She promptly Bedshxitted through burning down her entire house.

bedshxit by Sullivanus Maximus April 11, 2019

bedshit crazy 

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.

She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

bedshit crazy by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022

bedshit

A shit, taken in one's bed

I had a dream about going for a dump and ended up doing a bedshit

bedshit by Denguefever April 12, 2009

BEDSHITTER 

Its a generic term to describe an older person, who at best, has lost control of one or more bodily functions.

That Bingo hall was full of old bedshitters.

Florida.. the Bedshitter state.

BEDSHITTER by Reaver January 16, 2003

Bedshitter 

An alcoholic drink consisting of Red Bull and vodka, similar to a jagerbomb.

Look at Cole over there, he's drinking a bedshitter.

Bedshitter by bignuts52068 August 21, 2022

bedshitter 

A person who prefers staying in on a weekend night, or doesn't come out to party for whatever reason.

Tambo solo is being a bedshitter tonight.

bedshitter by danforthkrew April 18, 2006