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bedshit crazy 

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.
She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!
A shit, taken in one's bed
I had a dream about going for a dump and ended up doing a bedshit
bedshit by Denguefever April 12, 2009

BEDSHITTER 

Its a generic term to describe an older person, who at best, has lost control of one or more bodily functions.
That Bingo hall was full of old bedshitters.

Florida.. the Bedshitter state.
BEDSHITTER by Reaver January 16, 2003

Bedshitter 

An alcoholic drink consisting of Red Bull and vodka, similar to a jagerbomb.
Look at Cole over there, he's drinking a bedshitter.
Bedshitter by bignuts52068 August 21, 2022
The half of the bed that you designate to yourself amongst roommates. If breached, one must protect one's own bedspot.
Adithya: YO! Get off MAH BEHHHDDDSPOT! (Bedspot)
Bedspot by bedspotlover June 2, 2012

bedshitter 

A person who prefers staying in on a weekend night, or doesn't come out to party for whatever reason.
Tambo solo is being a bedshitter tonight.
bedshitter by danforthkrew April 18, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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