Bedship

A bond between one and his or her bed.

Mark:Hey bruh? Are you in a relationship?
Bruh:I'm in a bedship dude.

by De-aliel February 7, 2017

bedshit crazy

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.

She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022

Bedshaped

After being hospitalized for a long while. Your body begins to take the shape of the bed, thus bedshaped.

Phil: how's julie doing?

Ron: she's doing better, still a bit bedshaped though.

by Cinderella9 June 29, 2009

bedshaped

A term used to descirbe being very drunk

You where bedshaped last night

by Simon Whittington June 20, 2007

bedshit

A shit, taken in one's bed

I had a dream about going for a dump and ended up doing a bedshit

by Denguefever April 12, 2009

BEDSHITTER

Its a generic term to describe an older person, who at best, has lost control of one or more bodily functions.

That Bingo hall was full of old bedshitters.

Florida.. the Bedshitter state.

by Reaver January 16, 2003

Bedshitter

An alcoholic drink consisting of Red Bull and vodka, similar to a jagerbomb.

Look at Cole over there, he's drinking a bedshitter.

by bignuts52068 August 21, 2022