Bedship 

A bond between one and his or her bed.

Mark:Hey bruh? Are you in a relationship?
Bruh:I'm in a bedship dude.

Bedship by De-aliel February 7, 2017

bedshit crazy 

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.

She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

bedshit crazy by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022

Bedshaped 

After being hospitalized for a long while. Your body begins to take the shape of the bed, thus bedshaped.

Phil: how's julie doing?

Ron: she's doing better, still a bit bedshaped though.

Bedshaped by Cinderella9 June 29, 2009

bedshaped 

A term used to descirbe being very drunk

You where bedshaped last night

bedshaped by Simon Whittington June 20, 2007

bedshit

A shit, taken in one's bed

I had a dream about going for a dump and ended up doing a bedshit

bedshit by Denguefever April 12, 2009

BEDSHITTER 

Its a generic term to describe an older person, who at best, has lost control of one or more bodily functions.

That Bingo hall was full of old bedshitters.

Florida.. the Bedshitter state.

BEDSHITTER by Reaver January 16, 2003

Bedshitter 

An alcoholic drink consisting of Red Bull and vodka, similar to a jagerbomb.

Look at Cole over there, he's drinking a bedshitter.

Bedshitter by bignuts52068 August 21, 2022