bedpat

When you thump on the bed with you hand(s) during a sexual act.

Those bedpats were so noisy, please keep it down next time.

by mastershake916 November 28, 2005

Bedpan Boogie

When you dump in the bed after she's passed out and you leave.

Dude, I just did a bedpan boogie and left before she woke up.

by Poop George II November 2, 2008

bedpan

A specially shaped container for people who cannot leave their bed to defecate ('poop') or urinate ('pee') into. Bedpans are usually made of plastic or metal.

When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her bottom. Sally peed and pooped into the bedpan.

by Boris2 February 25, 2009

Bedpans Inc.

Unofficial sponsor of WoW

who needs a toilet when there's Bedpans Inc.?

by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

Bedcation

Staying in bed all day or weekend with your significant other. You camp out, sleep, kiss, cuddle, have sex, eat your meals, drink your wine, watch movies and
never leave the bedroom. It's better than a vacation, less expensive, you don't have to pack anything.

We took a bedcation on Sunday and disappeared from the world.

by Winelover May 17, 2009

bedmate

A person you share your bed with.

Sarah's bedmate kept her up all night with his snoring.

by Sparklypoo June 12, 2006

Bedfat

A person who will not get out of YOUR bed. Generally a term used for a one night stand that just won't leave in the morning.

Ray says: No I can't play golf today, I'm stuck with bedfat!
Gigi couldn't wait for the bedfat to leave so she could begin her day.

by Gigi in Orleans April 4, 2009