When two people only act as a couple in bed, often with sexual contact. It is a secretive relationship. Can also be known as friends with benefits.
A: Are Jon and Melissa still close after breaking up?
B: It's hard to tell, they could be beddating though.
B: It's hard to tell, they could be beddating though.
by miamisexpert July 12, 2011
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Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008
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Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
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by Chesty J December 1, 2014
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Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."
Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
by miguel666 January 2, 2014
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“Jeonghan said that the members of Seventeen are very good looking”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”
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Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.
Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.
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