A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

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Feet beat

Getting a girl to masterbate you with her feet

I payed the hooker to take off her shoes, pull out my wiener and give me a feet beat

Feet beat by Bigdickballer420 May 10, 2017

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seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

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Thot Beat

Any type of music that allows anyone to easily find a beat and dance sexually, usually with rap music. E.G. Twerk, booty shake, grind.

Tracey's boyfriend wanted her to twerk, so she threw on some Thot Beat music, Throw Sum Mo by Rae Sremmurd.

Thot Beat by scooter92011 April 12, 2015

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