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Randy Bedwell 

This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.
"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."
Randy Bedwell by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018
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Bedelia is a best person to be around with as when we were feeling down,she will always be there to help us. Bedelia loves to care for others and show care & concerns to her peers. She has a strength in helping others who is in need.
Bedelia is just being Bedelia
Bedelia by Bykzykl January 27, 2021

Amelia Bedelia 

The protagonist of the American children's books written by Peggy Parish...The original troll from your childhood.
Mr. Rodgers asks Amelia Bedelia to get arms for his chair.

"Oh...oh god, Amelia," stammered Mr. Rodgers asks her backed up.

"Where did you get the arms for that chair--"

He stopped before finishing the sentence.

"N-no, dont answer that, I just need a brainstorm session to--"

Amelia Bedelia had gotten real human arms.
Amelia Bedelia by ueue June 12, 2016

bedfellow 

(noun) Someone with whom one shares a bed.
(verb) To engage in and ultimately have sex with, often preceeded by vigorous, yet futile attempts at wooing one into submission.
Ahmed agreed to be Waleed's bedfellow on the condition that he produced enough money.

May I bedfellow you? :D
bedfellow by Interlocution September 7, 2005

The Bedfellows 

/T͟Hə ˈbedˌfelōws/

noun

1.
two people living together in a state of delusion and denial.

2.
a person living in a delusional relationship brought upon by society standards usually representing raw emotion or passion.

3.
a person existing in dangerous living conditions representing unconditional love.

verb
1.
the act of understanding the humour in contradiction and disregarding facts as opinion.
"he doesn't care whether anyone likes what he creates, he must be the bedfellows right now!"
exclamation
informal

Used to express excitement over an unfunny cartoon series.
"The Bedfellows! I have a strange boner right now, why did this happen?"
The Bedfellows by TheBedfellows January 9, 2022
A type of spread used as a substitute for butter. Also a person nicnamed "becel" will also normally be shipped with another person nicnamed "margarine" and will likely be perfect together.
"Whoa look at those two, Becel and Margarine. I bet they are going to be together forever"
becel by Dogegowoofbork June 12, 2016