This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.

"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."

Randy Bedwell by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018

Related Words

bedcel • Becel • bedfellow • betcel • becela • bedel • Bedelia • bedelian • bedelicious • Bedellism

Bedelia

Bedelia is a best person to be around with as when we were feeling down,she will always be there to help us. Bedelia loves to care for others and show care & concerns to her peers. She has a strength in helping others who is in need.

Bedelia is just being Bedelia

Bedelia by Bykzykl January 27, 2021

Amelia Bedelia

The protagonist of the American children's books written by Peggy Parish...The original troll from your childhood.

Mr. Rodgers asks Amelia Bedelia to get arms for his chair.

"Oh...oh god, Amelia," stammered Mr. Rodgers asks her backed up.

"Where did you get the arms for that chair--"

He stopped before finishing the sentence.

"N-no, dont answer that, I just need a brainstorm session to--"

Amelia Bedelia had gotten real human arms.

Amelia Bedelia by ueue June 12, 2016

bedfellow

(noun) Someone with whom one shares a bed.
(verb) To engage in and ultimately have sex with, often preceeded by vigorous, yet futile attempts at wooing one into submission.

Ahmed agreed to be Waleed's bedfellow on the condition that he produced enough money.

May I bedfellow you? :D

bedfellow by Interlocution September 7, 2005

The Bedfellows

/T͟Hə ˈbedˌfelōws/

noun

1.
two people living together in a state of delusion and denial.

2.
a person living in a delusional relationship brought upon by society standards usually representing raw emotion or passion.

3.
a person existing in dangerous living conditions representing unconditional love.

verb
1.
the act of understanding the humour in contradiction and disregarding facts as opinion.
"he doesn't care whether anyone likes what he creates, he must be the bedfellows right now!"

exclamation
informal

Used to express excitement over an unfunny cartoon series.
"The Bedfellows! I have a strange boner right now, why did this happen?"

The Bedfellows by TheBedfellows January 9, 2022

becel

A type of spread used as a substitute for butter. Also a person nicnamed "becel" will also normally be shipped with another person nicnamed "margarine" and will likely be perfect together.

"Whoa look at those two, Becel and Margarine. I bet they are going to be together forever"

becel by Dogegowoofbork June 12, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026