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she touches his thighs as if to measure their capacity, then she sits down and kisses his face licking all of its features.
she takes his hands and shows them what to do, where to remain, reside. Her excitement produces extra saliva. Wetting his whole body. Enwrapping his cock. Suck it, he whispers. And she loves to please him. Take it in. All in. He caresses her ass gently then firmly. She ejects her love juices inviting his penetration. But before she moans for the first time she turns around and checks if he is wearing a condom.
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bed time story by Krkič November 29, 2019
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Bed time story

1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"

"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
Bed time story by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008

Bedtime Story 

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"
Bedtime Story by suckmycorn February 1, 2009

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story 

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

Bedtime Story 

The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.
Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"

Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
Bedtime Story by Ngoc8r February 12, 2007

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story 

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.
Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

Bedtime story 

When you cover your dick with peanut better and jelly mixed together and let your dog lick it off.
When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.
Bedtime story by Lotsolols June 7, 2018
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