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Bedtime story
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When you cover your dick with
peanut
better and
jelly
mixed
together and let your dog lick it off.
When you break out the
jar
of peanut
butter
mixed with
jelly
and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.
Bedtime story
by
Lotsolols
June 7, 2018
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