2 definition by Chris Mitchell

Top Definition
To masturbate
Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.
by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

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Testicals
You alright Larry? That girl just kicked your love peaches.
by Chris Mitchell June 09, 2003

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