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beaverface

a less sever form of cuntface or cunthead
Yo, beaverface, get out of my way. You annoying the hell out of me, beaverface.
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Beaverflection shuffle 

A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.
Watch that dude! He's got the beaverflection shuffle down to a science!
Beaverflection shuffle by YAWA April 21, 2015

bearface 

dude, did you hear bearface singing summer live? shit made me cry a lil bit.
bearface by MKUltras June 11, 2018

beaverage 

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.
You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!
beaverage by monkiki August 30, 2005

Peter with a Beaver Face 

Peter with a Beaver Face is usually somebody that isn't very good looking and often look like Donkey from Shrek. Peter with a Beaver Face are most likely to take part in fake gangs usually Crips or Hells Angels. Peter with a Beaver Face are often spastic and rude but sometimes they also steal, do not attempt to give them any type of drug it usually doesn't end well, often results with them trying to attack you the next day from withdrawal. Overall Peter with a Beaver Face Isn't a good guy to be around at all.
Person 1 Hey it's that Peter with a Beaver Face stay away from him he might try to suck your dick for bag darts!

Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face

beavereavement 

Is to feel sorrow for ones beaver when they are "out of order" , when beaver hits murder creek you go through beaverevement
Guy : Hey you not lookin to good today , whatz up ?
Girl : ( Sigh) Im going through beavereavement at the moment.
Guy : That sucks dude , fuck you im going else where then
beavereavement by Marvin P July 26, 2006

beaver face 

A term used to define an over thirties man who has all the following characteristics:

1. A goatee
2. Bald or balding
3. Spectacles (rounded)
4. A gut
5. An inflated opinion of himself

He is likely to have a Harley-Davidson and come from Canada/U.S. although the phenomenum is spreading to the U.K.. Particularly common in English language schools abroad.
What the new guy like?
- Another damn beaver face. Where do they make them?
beaver face by Joe Peters October 14, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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