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BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.
Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."
BeastReality by R-Ill May 16, 2009

beastreality

Noun; When you're at the animal exhibit at the local zoo, and the rhinoceros' are aggravated, taunting each other - and immedietly break out into wild sexual intercourse.
Offset of 'The Hills'...

Lauren Conrad: Can you like, believe this beastreality bullshat?

Stephen Colletti: I know. They like, fight like animals then spontaneously fuck!

Lauren Conrad: Stephen, O-M-G, they are animals.

Stephen Colletti: Do you think its scripted?

Barstramoros

a dumbass named Harbinger who makes alt accounts and constantly raids ArtHub
hey whats up harbinger
what the fuck do you mean man, my real totally not edgy name is Barstramoros
Barstramoros by probablyJack64 September 30, 2020

beastreality

trenton and adams new make a wish program
yo bro do you also watch beastreality

BeanSteam 

When a girl is so horny and wet there’s steam coming off her foof
Man ,that chick got so horny, she got the beansteam
BeanSteam by brinders April 19, 2023

beansteam 

When a girl see's a hot guy and becomes extremely horny, she's so wet, her bean is steaming
Damn, that guy is so hot, im getting fanny flutters and my clits so hot ive got the beansteam
beansteam by brinders April 20, 2023