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BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.
Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."
BeastReality by R-Ill May 16, 2009
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beastreality

Noun; When you're at the animal exhibit at the local zoo, and the rhinoceros' are aggravated, taunting each other - and immedietly break out into wild sexual intercourse.
Offset of 'The Hills'...

Lauren Conrad: Can you like, believe this beastreality bullshat?

Stephen Colletti: I know. They like, fight like animals then spontaneously fuck!

Lauren Conrad: Stephen, O-M-G, they are animals.

Stephen Colletti: Do you think its scripted?

beastreality

trenton and adams new make a wish program
yo bro do you also watch beastreality
beastreality by peachyyy🧡 April 25, 2023

Beastiality 

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
Beastiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

midget beastiality 

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality
I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

BEASTIALITY 

I FUCKED A COW THATS BEASTIALITY
BEASTIALITY by JESSIEFNJAMES September 15, 2011

beastiality necrophiliac

One who enjoys having sex with dead animals.
ewww! you said your a beastiality necrophiliac?!?
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