A mythical creature who lurks in the dark alleyways of Glasgow. A mean child snatcher. Vicious, ruthless, ready to pounce like a leopard. In fact some say that he has some sort of leopard skin fetish . Also people have apparently seen him jump from roof to roof in his XXL gimp suit. Basically he is a Glaswegian Loch Ness Monster. And a monster you do not want to meet especially at night when he is ready to pounce .

'Omg did you hear about the 15 children who were snatched from there parents'.

'Yes I heard it was Blarister'

Blarister by P33do watcher February 12, 2015

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Barista Bike

A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.

Next to the food truck there was a barista bike serving up hot coffee drinks at the fair today.

Barista Bike by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016

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beerista

A name given to the maker of a beeruccino.

Studies show that 90% of all beeristas are intoxicated while on the job.

beerista by j0shar June 16, 2011

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baristarist

Well know affliction of a Barista's wrist who still use the old fashion coffee/espresso machines due to the repeated motion of twisting the filter handle on and off on the group heads. The pain is similar to carpal tunnel but does dissapeat after a while. Prevalent in newbee Baristas in training. Was alleviated a bit with the invention of the right angled version and now eliminated with the arrival of fully electronic espresso machines.

Why the wrist brace?
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!

baristarist by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

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