Beardist

Any person who is against the having or growing of beards due to discomfort for themselves.
Cristina refused to make out with him because he had a beard. She is now a well known beardist in the community due to her anti-beard actions.
by bigeyedfeesh March 17, 2011
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Horngry

The feeling of being horny and hungry at the same time.
Jacqueline was so horngry that she insisted on eating a ham sandwich while having sex.
by bigeyedfeesh May 01, 2016
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