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Noun: Beardist; Plural noun: Beardists

1. A person or persons who think you look like someone else just because you both have beards.

Adjective.
2. showing or feeling discrimination or prejudice against people with beards, or believing that a particular beard is superior to another.

beard racist
Beardist: Hey TK, that guy looks exactly like you!
TK: Why? Because he has a beard too?! You are such a beardist.

Beardist: Man, that guys beard is way nicer than yours!

TK: Not all beards are created equal but I would appreciate if you liked them just the same! You are being a beardist to both of us.
Beardist by Justiceforbeards July 17, 2018
Related Words
Someone who is "racist" against people with facial hair. Be it full on beard or just a mustache.
Dude that old guy was such a beardist. Yea he totally hated my beard.
Beardist by Driddle07 August 31, 2013

Beardstache

A mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.
Wow Ben I like your beardstache.
Your beardstache looks very nice today Ben.
Beardstache by RORO6692 September 22, 2010

bearditude

"Man that guys got a mean beard"
Ya it gives him some bearditude.
bearditude by twandiggidy January 28, 2009

Beardstache

The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.
"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi
Beardstache by Bradgep October 12, 2009

Beardstown

Little lame town in the middle of illinois filled with red necks and wannabe gangsters who think theyre in sur 13!
Are you going to Beardstown? Hopefully those "gangsters" dont shoot you with their BB guns!
Beardstown by definer818 March 4, 2011
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