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Any person who is against the having or growing of beards due to discomfort for themselves.
Cristina refused to make out with him because he had a beard. She is now a well known beardist in the community due to her anti-beard actions.
Beardist by bigeyedfeesh March 17, 2011
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Noun: Beardist; Plural noun: Beardists

1. A person or persons who think you look like someone else just because you both have beards.

Adjective.
2. showing or feeling discrimination or prejudice against people with beards, or believing that a particular beard is superior to another.

beard racist
Beardist: Hey TK, that guy looks exactly like you!
TK: Why? Because he has a beard too?! You are such a beardist.

Beardist: Man, that guys beard is way nicer than yours!

TK: Not all beards are created equal but I would appreciate if you liked them just the same! You are being a beardist to both of us.
Beardist by Justiceforbeards July 17, 2018
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Someone who is "racist" against people with facial hair. Be it full on beard or just a mustache.
Dude that old guy was such a beardist. Yea he totally hated my beard.
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A mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.
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Are you going to Beardstown? Hopefully those "gangsters" dont shoot you with their BB guns!
Beardstown by definer818 March 4, 2011
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