beardscape 

the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.

I think I need to beardscape this weekend because I am starting to look like Chewbacca.

beardscape by beardster December 16, 2011

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

beardscaping by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

baldscape 

This is where an individual takes a selfie but includes in the photo or video a piece of their bald head

This picture would make an ideal baldscape

baldscape by EP22 May 13, 2016

Blandscape 

1. A derivative, boring landscape painting, a la Thomas Kincade.

2. Any landscape lacking visual interest.

"It took us three hours to drive through the Kansas blandscape and we only saw one hill."

Blandscape by Nixiedust November 3, 2013

baldscape 

The art of taking a picture, video or other image of a view which includes a little bit of baldy head as part of the foreground, typically used by bald men to include a picture of the top of their heads with a view. A s can be used as a visual signature and the view does not need to be spectacular. Baldscapes that take advantage of the light so the bald head appears in an interesting light are deemed to be the best

When i take selfies i love to include a bit of my bald head in the view to create a baldscape

baldscape by Baldscapper July 10, 2016

baldscape 

a picture that includes a bald head

i am going to use my bald head to take a great baldscape photo

baldscape by Frenchbaldy May 28, 2016

Blandscape 

A bland landscape.

Man, look at all those multinational stores one after another, it's such a blandscape.

Blandscape by Paul Khanna June 3, 2009