beauscape 

Verb; to escape the enforcement of nearly all legal code by merit of physical attractiveness, and in some cases, the addition of a potentially pathetic excuse for the violation. The accompanying excuses, though not generally necessary, are not limited to ignorance of common knowledge or the existence of the law.

Kelly was pulled over for driving while intoxicated but beauscaped after explaining to the officer that she had been told that DWI laws are only in effect after 8:00pm.

beauscape by Vernacularocity March 27, 2015

Beanscrape 

When someone is being an IDIOT you call them a beanscrape.

Shut the fuck up Caiwyn / Rhys you fucking beanscrape.

Beanscrape by ¿que tal? March 24, 2021

beanshaped

- ADJECTIVE

1. word used to describe anything bad or unusual
2. drunk out of your wits, screwed up, unfortunate, bent out of shape, irregular, out of the ordinary
4. a description for any situation that has gone awry or amok
3. a description for a situation so horrible that no word could be used other than 'beanshaped'

- VERB (to go beanshaped)

1. to go awry or amok
2. to chicken out of something at the last minute
3. the PG-13 version of saying, "I fucked up"

ADJECTIVE

"Is it just me or is this day starting to feel like it's going to be beanshaped? Something's really off, must be the weather."

"There was an open bar at the party last night and of course, I went home beanshaped!"

"Our date was going so well until things just started going beanshaped on me when I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine at the same bar!"

VERB

"I seriously thought I studied enough, but I really think I beanshaped that exam so badly!"

"Don't go out telling chicks you love them if you're just gonna go beanshaped on them the moment you get any of them pregnant!"

beanshaped by thebeansprouts April 29, 2009

beardscape 

the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.

I think I need to beardscape this weekend because I am starting to look like Chewbacca.

beardscape by beardster December 16, 2011

Beausage 

Beauty by usage.
Beausage sounds French but it's not; instead it's a synthetic combination of the words beauty and usage, and describes the beauty that comes with using something.

Beausage is:

* Roman amphitheater steps whose faces are worn away by the tread of thousands and thousands of shoes
* Stone chips on the hood of a Ferrari 250 which has been run hard and put away wet
* A bike seat whose adapted form reflects that of its owner's posterior
* The look and feel of the cockpit of the old Mercedes pictured above (a jumble of replacement gauges and parts, obviously used a lot) -- that's 91 years of beausage!

Beausage by Bausage Guy September 30, 2005

beaucapiful 

The result of combining "extremely beautiful" and "highly capable." Calling or referring to a girlfriend as beaucapiful is a complement that can help dail down the seriousness level in a situation or conversation because usually found to be cute and or playful, especially when dropped nonchalantly, in a matter of fact sort of way.

Baby, keep your chin up. The only reason those girls at your work have been making things difficult for you is because you are so much more beaucapiful than them. And everyone knows it.

beaucapiful by Bluespiller June 13, 2016

Batscaper 

One who uses a wiffleball bat to trim long pieces of grass and dandielions in his/her lawn. A batscaper usually does this after swinging the bat and missing the ball.

"Awesome curveball, too bad I missed it. AH! I'm so angry! starts swinging the bat at dandielions. "HEY! stop being a batscaper!"

Batscaper by Nickkk!!! June 17, 2007