When three or more beaners attempt to clear a large obstacle by means of human propulsion. Usually two or more beaners act as the base, and then the 'hopper' loads himself into the hands/arms of the other beaners, and is catapulted over said obstacle.
I once saw a beaner fly, but I realized it was just a beanerpult being used to get him on the roof of my neighbor's house to steal shingles.
White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"
Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.
Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.
–adjective 1. very mexican; charmingly or fascinatingly lazy, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.
2. full of tacos, burritos, and under the table work activity: the beanerous job of a landscaper.