beanerque

A bar-b-que with a majority of Mexican attendies

Look at all the pinatas at that beanerque!!!

by bastoner May 1, 2008

beanerpult

When three or more beaners attempt to clear a large obstacle by means of human propulsion. Usually two or more beaners act as the base, and then the 'hopper' loads himself into the hands/arms of the other beaners, and is catapulted over said obstacle.

I once saw a beaner fly, but I realized it was just a beanerpult being used to get him on the roof of my neighbor's house to steal shingles.

by Jinkiro February 26, 2007

beanervention

When your family confronts you about associating with Mexicans too much.

White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"

by Emma Craig January 11, 2009

Beanernet

Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.

Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.

Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.

by MashedPotatoJohnson December 9, 2008

beanerous

–adjective
1. very mexican; charmingly or fascinatingly lazy, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.
2. full of tacos, burritos, and under the table work activity: the beanerous job of a landscaper.

See also: Mexcellent, Spictacular

That is the most beanerous low rider bicycle I've ever seen.

by Manuel Labour March 8, 2008

BeanerDew

A Mountan dew drank by beaners that have that crappy aftertaste, screw you ethan you beaner jew

Casey: Ethan you drank a beanerdew man!
Ethan: Why dident you tell me you beaner jew?

by Adrianmorgan August 16, 2012

beanerized

car and or truck pimped out by a beaner; too many affects on a vechicle

I saw a beanerized truck at the flea market last week.

by Kenneth Lee Da king January 6, 2009