bealos

A dude whos not gay but ud think so.

- Its so obvious jacksson is a gay
- no hes a bealos
- really!?!?
- yes i saw him having sexual intercourses w a girl yesterday

by Bealos -_- May 31, 2017

Jennifer Beals

- the HOTTEST woman on Planet Earth. Probably God must have spenta little more time on her.
-got her shot of fame as Alex Owens in the movie Flashdance.
-postrayed the super hot lesbian Bette Porter in the series the L Word.
-When you think about 1980's, the first thing that would pop in your mind would be the name JENNIFER BEALS.
-very articulate, intelligent. she speaks so fine, she could be the next US President.

You know what? Jennifer Beals was so hot I watched Flasdance hundreds of times and even bought that Flashdance Barbie doll!

by aluminum_alloy June 20, 2010

Beanos

a bean that was fused with Thanos making the ultimate lifeform BEANOS

Everybody gangsta until BEANOS

by juusha August 4, 2019

Beallsplain

The giving of unsolicited information regarding basic game mechanics.

"Did you hear Bealls the other day? He beallsplained about how I should make sure to equip my epic on my Rogue."

by Matil December 27, 2022

belloso

the awesomest last name any person in the universe could have.

wow that person is Belloso

by da cooliest May 14, 2015

Beanos

Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.

Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!

by SkornflieBass December 2, 2019

Bealski

1. The realitivity of being totally awesome, created by chuck norris as an heir to his powers

2. Being awesome in a playa way

3. Having a huge dick

1. "Look at that Bealski curing aids with a nod of the head."

2. " Look at that Bealski hitting on that girl."

3. " HOLY S@!% look at that Bealski

by NINJATURLTEZZZ March 2, 2010