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Bealls

Hey, that's the shirt I got you from Bealls for Good Friday.
by RamboLurch November 12, 2009
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bealls kid

Bealls kids all buy their shirts from Bealls which is synonymous for having those dumb shirts that say 'If I throw a stick will you go away' or 'Sister for sale' that think they're funny, but truly aren't. They wear the same pants everyday, or switch off pants every week. They are poster children ugly Vans that you wouldn't be caught dead skateboarding in. All other shirts that don't have a dumb pun on the front were obviously bought from their mother. They wear backpacks that aren't normal like a camo one or a bright orange one, not your typical jansport backpack. They've been known to wear necklaces that they think make them look hardass.
'Dude did you see that bealls kid hanging around the auditorium steps'
'Yeah the one with the 'I see stupid people' shirt?'
by louis dink February 2, 2008
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BallsDeep69

He is the legendary warrior BallsDeep69! He is also known as the "Legendary Fuck!". His best friend is the founder and ceo of the Kirito is Always Right Foundation. His real name is definitely not Klein.
"Alright ugly! Let me teach you why the call me the legendary FUCK!"
-BallsDeep69
by OurLordAndSaviorAdolfHitler February 19, 2017
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All I have in this world is my name and my balls.

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. — A translation from the Cuban Spanish saying : “Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos.” This is a statement of ambition and a desire for “THE COME UP” — meaning an ascension in status and power. It’s the oppositional statement to “Started from the bottom and we’re here; started from the bottom now the whole teams’s here” — which is a statement of a successful “come up”

All I have in this world is my name and my balls entered common parlance through the movie Scarface and is one of its most oft quoted lines. It’s amazing that as of 2023 C.E. this famous sentence has not been entered into the Urban Dictionary. Well, all I have in this world is my name, my balls, and my ability to write. And it is in that spirit — the spirit of THE COME UP — that I submit this definition.
All I have in this world is my name and my balls. Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos — and I don’t anyone shit on either of these.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 26, 2023
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Balls in my face

Slang for “sike”, trying to play off a scenario thats gone bad, or trying to make it seem like you’re hacked. First used and popularized by Offset when he got caught cheating on Cardi B and proceeded to go on twitter to tweet Balls In My Face to make it seem like he was hacked.
“Damn that girls fine asf
“Bro thats a boy”
“Balls in my face
by Ruperts January 7, 2020
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Turkey Balls

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.
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Ballsacktomy

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."
by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014
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