When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!
A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’retop of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.
person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda person 2: probably goes to the beacon school
This is a word my son started saying a couple of years ago when he was 2 and a half, he was getting it confused with seaside but its now the word we use to describe trips to the coast, to visit the beach, build sandcastles, dig in the sand etc.
You use it when you are going to the coast and the Beach is the main event and side you are planning to spend your time on rather than the sea.
'Can we go to the beachside' 'Do you want to go to the beachside today?'
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.