A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most
people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously
high. The toilets look
like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too
hard and has personal space issues.