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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
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term used to describe a very good looking woman.
-Guy 1:Wow bro, you see that broad standing there, isn't she looking good.
-Guy 2:yah bro, shes a fkn bonats.
bonats by guido-st.leo February 3, 2008

Bonation 

When a man reaches out to a female to donate his boner to her
Reginald: Today we are donating $91,662.00 to the local college

Veronica (hott chic): Can you donate something to me?

Reginald: Hmmm... i do have something i can give you....my bonation
Bonation by gordon83 January 15, 2010
A benatrip is a slang term for using Diphenhydramine(Benadryl) at recreational doses, causing hallucinations and delerium.
Jason was benatrippin one day when he took 15 pills.
benatrip by Smokey420 November 26, 2007

Pat benatar

A famous female singer/ song writer; during the time of 1979- 1995
Pat benatar has 104 songs and 9 albums! She the best!!
Pat benatar by Katrina July 17, 2003

Banattlements 

Made famous by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand on "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2007"; a term used to describe pieces of banana set up like toy soldiers in front of a podium or person for protection, possibly with pens or pencils sticking out of them. It is a cross between the words "banana" and "battlements".
"Jimmy, we've been here so long our banana battlements have gone brown." _Noel Fielding

"We can't write with a curly-whirly! The pen's all in the banattlements- all lost in the banattlements!" _Russell Brand
Banattlements by Jess Paul December 21, 2008