The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
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-Guy 2:yah bro, shes a fkn bonats.
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by guido-st.leo February 3, 2008
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Reginald: Hmmm... i do have something i can give you....my bonation
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Reginald: Hmmm... i do have something i can give you....my bonation
by gordon83 January 15, 2010
Get the Bonation mug.A benatrip is a slang term for using Diphenhydramine(Benadryl) at recreational doses, causing hallucinations and delerium.
by Smokey420 November 26, 2007
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Get the Pat benatar mug.Made famous by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand on "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2007"; a term used to describe pieces of banana set up like toy soldiers in front of a podium or person for protection, possibly with pens or pencils sticking out of them. It is a cross between the words "banana" and "battlements".
"Jimmy, we've been here so long our banana battlements have gone brown." _Noel Fielding
"We can't write with a curly-whirly! The pen's all in the banattlements- all lost in the banattlements!" _Russell Brand
"We can't write with a curly-whirly! The pen's all in the banattlements- all lost in the banattlements!" _Russell Brand
by Jess Paul December 21, 2008
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