bazlan
a person who enjoys their food, a bazlan is big, cuddly, usually very funny and has hair resembling a lions mane
bazlan by BALLOFFLUFF September 6, 2011
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Riot Balance Team
A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018
Badlands Chugs
A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.
Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Are you crazy????
Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*
Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*
Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Are you crazy????
Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*
Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*
Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*
Badlands Chugs by flyinghog December 14, 2019
Badlands Booker
Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*
Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...
Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...
Badlands Booker by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013
Booty Balance
The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
Booty Balance by Summerbees December 16, 2011
Random crits are fair and balanced
a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021
Bazante
a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.
a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.
furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.
a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.
furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!
Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!
2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.
3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!
2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.
3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).