bazlan

a person who enjoys their food, a bazlan is big, cuddly, usually very funny and has hair resembling a lions mane

man 1: "that man looks like a lion!"
man 2: "yeah, he looks like a right bazlan"

by BALLOFFLUFF September 6, 2011

Riot Balance Team

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"

"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team

by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Badlands Chugs

A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.

Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Are you crazy????

Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.

Guy 1: What the fuck?

Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*

Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*

Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*

by flyinghog December 14, 2019

Badlands Booker

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...

by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

Booty Balance

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

by Summerbees December 16, 2011

Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

by st. ego February 4, 2021

Bazante

a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.

a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.

furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night

1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!

Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!

2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.

3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.

by Low-E October 10, 2012