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Balanced 

A sarcastic way to define the MOBA Smite as unbalanced.
"Dude I just got one shotted by Kali this game is so balanced"
Balanced by Chebory October 20, 2016

Balanced 

An IB learner trait

Ironically, most IB students are not balanced, often sacrificing sleep and mental health to get mediocre grades.
“You should be more balanced.”

“I’m trying to get into university, Karen.”
Balanced by Notgae March 6, 2020

balanced 

Whoa look at her she is balanced!
Don't you mean thick bro?
I don't want to be politically incorrect.
balanced by Makundra November 22, 2017

Balanced 

No shade of skin being more or less powerful than another would be balanced.
The world has been out of balance for a long time, and people have been walking around off balance. Getting in line won't make anything more balanced, since lines tend to tip a balance.
Balanced by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021

balanced gopnik 

A white trash Russian male who is squatting down, usually in the most inconvenient of places, in order to show his dominance over the other gopnik of the region. Can usually be found balanced on top of fence posts and garbage cans. Will usually say "Oi Blyat" to those who pass by. Be very careful as these creatures are known to be very territorial, they will attac if their balance is being threatened.
Troy: Hey bro be careful when you go to practice today.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.