BaoLan 

someone who believes in the physics of law. also came up with the theory that humans can evolve backwards. currently has an IQ of -4.20 x 10^69.

hey did you see that BaoLan over there?

yeah I did, what a fool LMAO.

BaoLan by BaoLan October 10, 2021

Riot Balance Team 

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"

"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team

Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Badlands Chugs 

A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.

Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Are you crazy????

Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.

Guy 1: What the fuck?

Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*

Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*

Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*

Badlands Chugs by flyinghog December 14, 2019

Badlands Booker 

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...

Badlands Booker by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

Booty Balance 

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

Booty Balance by Summerbees December 16, 2011

Bolante 

A cool motherfucker with miles of swagger. Someone you don't mess with but at the same time want to be. Someone you will never be. Don't even try.

Don't mess with Bolante man, he'll fuck your universe up.

Bolante by ryansgirl2005 July 22, 2009

Boolanq 

derived from the word cool. It means to be in a good mood without stress or worries. To be in a statue of peace and comfort where it is easy to relax.
This word has no gang affiliation so can also be stated as Coolanq or foolanq. It can have an -ing ending to represent the action currently occurring.

Boolanq-To be in a comfortable state of relaxation.
How are you?
I'm Coolanq, I'm just relaxing.
Oh I see, sounds like your comfortable.
Yeah, nigga!

Boolanq by Mile4/11 March 21, 2015