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a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.

a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.

furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!

Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!

2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.

3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
Bazante by Low-E October 10, 2012
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Bazangees 

Another word for describing a womans breasts.
usually large and perfectly defined
'Awh man, check out the Bazangees on that bird"

Carol; ' My Bazangees are sore today'
Bazangees by KingBazango December 17, 2011
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A males reproductive organ. Also known as a Penis, a Bazange is a slang term used to lesson the strong effects of the word it dissguises.
WOW! that man has an abnormaly large Bazange!
Bazange by Mr. Howd February 21, 2008
A kid who is more whipped then Betty Crocker making a boston cream pie
I was going to go hangout with my friends today but abby bazanted me into going to see a horse run around in circles for 5 hours
bazant by Squid juices October 30, 2013

baranter 

Pointless banter between two or more baristas.
I can always tell I'm in the suburbs when I hear that baranter from behind the counter.
baranter by baconeggandfleas April 21, 2018

bazanite 

Crystals used to take away baza’s powers
I will use my bazanite to take away his powers
bazanite by Chonkz April 15, 2021
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