bay douche 

A bay douche is a boy in either Oregon or Washington that is from the Bay Area, he must also sound and dress like he is from the Bay Area and be terrified of rain.

Hey! Do you see the bay douche over there wearing shorts while it is raining?

bay douche by julsalves February 21, 2017

Badouche 

Badouche - an individual who tries too hard to appear "cool" but fails miserablely at being even a douche.

Hey B, look at that four eyed badouche, lets egg him.

Badouche by Standardouche March 14, 2010

Bagdouche 

A much more awesome way to say "Douchebag"

Joe: Hey Travis, your sister was awesome in bed last night.

Travis: Shut the fuck up you bagdouche

Joe: Thats the weirdest shit I've ever heard, but it sounds kind of cool!

Bagdouche by DarthVolga August 3, 2009

Baldouche 

A balding man in his mid 20's to low 30's who tries to cut their hair very low to hide there baldness to the world... and usually stands with their chin up to avoid taller woman spotting their missing hair patches

man anthony santucci just got busted by Jessica and she told the whole world about his "Baldouche"

Baldouche by wadub January 28, 2010

Baldouche 

One who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot shit, thereby rendering him a douche bag.

"That Chris Daughtry sure is a baldouche!"

Baldouche by THE REVERENDJAMES BEAUTiFUL April 10, 2007

babydouche

1) a person who acts rudely or arrogantly under the guise of being cute.

2) a person who manipulates a potential love interest but still comes out looking adorable.

3) a cute bitch

Dude A: Why do you like Lisa? All she does is treat you like crap and mooch off you.

Dude B: What are you talking about? She's so cute!

Dude A: Come on. She's such a babydouche.

babydouche by smatsy March 4, 2011

Baldouchebag 

Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.

Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?

Baldouchebag by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011