bay douche
A bay douche is a boy in either Oregon or Washington that is from the Bay Area, he must also sound and dress like he is from the Bay Area and be terrified of rain.
bay douche by julsalves February 21, 2017
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Badouche
Badouche - an individual who tries too hard to appear "cool" but fails miserablely at being even a douche.
Badouche by Standardouche March 14, 2010
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bay douche • Badouche • Baldouche • badouche juice • Badoucheka • Bagdouche • Baldouchebag • Baby Douche • bay area • bay ridge
Bagdouche
Joe: Hey Travis, your sister was awesome in bed last night.
Travis: Shut the fuck up you bagdouche
Joe: Thats the weirdest shit I've ever heard, but it sounds kind of cool!
Travis: Shut the fuck up you bagdouche
Joe: Thats the weirdest shit I've ever heard, but it sounds kind of cool!
Bagdouche by DarthVolga August 3, 2009
Baldouche
One who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot shit, thereby rendering him a douche bag.
Baldouche by THE REVERENDJAMES BEAUTiFUL April 10, 2007
babydouche
1) a person who acts rudely or arrogantly under the guise of being cute.
2) a person who manipulates a potential love interest but still comes out looking adorable.
3) a cute bitch
2) a person who manipulates a potential love interest but still comes out looking adorable.
3) a cute bitch
Dude A: Why do you like Lisa? All she does is treat you like crap and mooch off you.
Dude B: What are you talking about? She's so cute!
Dude A: Come on. She's such a babydouche.
Dude B: What are you talking about? She's so cute!
Dude A: Come on. She's such a babydouche.
babydouche by smatsy March 4, 2011
Baldouchebag
Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.
Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?
Baldouchebag by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011
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