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Badouche 

Badouche - an individual who tries too hard to appear "cool" but fails miserablely at being even a douche.
Hey B, look at that four eyed badouche, lets egg him.
Badouche by Standardouche March 14, 2010
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Baldouchebag 

Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.
Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?
Baldouchebag by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011

badouche juice 

The contents that drips out after you douche your butt.
Had to do a hand stand to keep in the badouche juice.
badouche juice by Fliptomanual October 17, 2017