Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.
Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.