babydouche

1) a person who acts rudely or arrogantly under the guise of being cute.

2) a person who manipulates a potential love interest but still comes out looking adorable.

3) a cute bitch

Dude A: Why do you like Lisa? All she does is treat you like crap and mooch off you.

Dude B: What are you talking about? She's so cute!

Dude A: Come on. She's such a babydouche.

by smatsy March 4, 2011

babouche

(1) A heel-less pointy leather Moroccan slipper
(2) Cross between a baboon and a douche, and thus a pompous ass with a pink ass

Glen: Seen William recently?
Chris: Phhhhh, what a babouche that guy is, how he ever made MD I'll never know.

by mp666 March 2, 2010

bagadouche

A sly or covert way of calling someone a douche bag.

<said in a hastened manner>

Boss: Hey Johnny I'm gonna need those TPS reports tomorrow
Johnny: No problem bagadouche
Boss: huh?
Johnny: nuttin

by JasSli November 13, 2002

bagodouche

Bag o' douche. It's a subtle way of calling someone a douche bag. Rhymes (sort of) with babaganoush.

I ordered babaganoush, you bagodouche!

by assengrabben December 9, 2008

Badouche

Badouche - an individual who tries too hard to appear "cool" but fails miserablely at being even a douche.

Hey B, look at that four eyed badouche, lets egg him.

by Standardouche March 14, 2010

barbadouche

A douche of biblical proportions. Can also mean king of douche bags.

Guy 1: Man that guy over there is a barbadouche

Guy 2: yeah I know.

by Thejackal266668 March 18, 2011

Baby Douche

1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.

2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.

3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.

4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!

This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.

by steffyb March 12, 2010