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Baldouche 

A balding man in his mid 20's to low 30's who tries to cut their hair very low to hide there baldness to the world... and usually stands with their chin up to avoid taller woman spotting their missing hair patches
man anthony santucci just got busted by Jessica and she told the whole world about his "Baldouche"
Baldouche by wadub January 28, 2010
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Baldouche 

One who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot shit, thereby rendering him a douche bag.
"That Chris Daughtry sure is a baldouche!"
(bal-ooo-ch)
Someone who happens to be hairy, and has a belly, as well as other deciding factors such as being rude and narcissistic. Bad hygiene is another key factor of determining if someone is a balouch. A balouch is more of a sub category of being a douche, all balouches are douches but not all douches are balouches.
Yeah dude, that guy is such a douche, all he cared about was himself and wouldn’t stop talking

Totally dude he had bad breath too, Total balouch
Balouch by JDADDY97 December 8, 2021

babouche 

(1) A heel-less pointy leather Moroccan slipper
(2) Cross between a baboon and a douche, and thus a pompous ass with a pink ass
Glen: Seen William recently?
Chris: Phhhhh, what a babouche that guy is, how he ever made MD I'll never know.
babouche by mp666 March 2, 2010

brodouche 

A man who has a gigantic truck with gigantic off-road tires, a sticker on the back with Calvin peeing on a competing brand of truck, and he lives in the city and never goes off-road. The uniform of the Brodouche is lots of gel in the hair at all times, and at night has a shiny collared shirt that is never tucked in, or a super tight Ed Hardy shirt. He always has a bro-ho with him.

He thinks that he is way cooler, and more important than he really is.
I know that you can't help it, but quit being a Brodouche!
brodouche by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010

bagadouche 

A sly or covert way of calling someone a douche bag.

<said in a hastened manner>
Boss: Hey Johnny I'm gonna need those TPS reports tomorrow
Johnny: No problem bagadouche
Boss: huh?
Johnny: nuttin
bagadouche by JasSli November 13, 2002

bagodouche 

Bag o' douche. It's a subtle way of calling someone a douche bag. Rhymes (sort of) with babaganoush.
I ordered babaganoush, you bagodouche!
bagodouche by assengrabben December 9, 2008