baxing

the action of texting back

Josh:“mate,i texted you like 5 hours ago why you not baxing?
Martin: “sorry bro i was busy”

baxing by YOURLOCALTOADCOLLECTOR August 20, 2019

Jack in the boxing 

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.

The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.

Jack in the boxing by Got caught January 16, 2014

Baking Soda Brigade 

Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.

Madison, Wisconsin Fire Department is becoming a Baking Soda Brigade

Baking Soda Brigade by AdamLuke July 9, 2010

amy's baking company 

A terrible restaurant run by an angry Arabian and a psycho blonde. Made famous by Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Closed down a while ago so don't even think about going.

"That restaurant made Amy's Baking company look like fine dining!!!

amy's baking company by LORD OF THE YEET November 26, 2018

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019

Blanket boxing 

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket

"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"

Blanket boxing by Badbrehm May 26, 2013

Boxing Day 

Thanks to Alexander V. Boxing, for holding the first “Boxing Day” Sale in his Montreal haberdashery December 26, 1818, the day after Christmas, thus creating a new Canadian Holiday Tradition.

I’m going out for some great Boxing Day sales!

Boxing Day by HereBeDefinitions December 26, 2018